Simpsons DVD’’s
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The Game: Created by: Joey Berner

The Rules:

During the show, every player drinks once/twice/three times (depending on classification) for categories one through three.

Every supporting character class is divided by the number of players. Each player chooses an equal number of supporting characters and drinks whenever one of their characters appears on screen for the first time, even if they do not speak. NOTE: Characters can be picked anonymously (names in a hat, etc.) or players can choose their characters.

During “The Opening” - drink once every time you see one of the following things:

a) The Blackboard
b) The Couch gag
c) Lisa plays her sax
d) Maggie is scanned across the register ($847.63)
e) Mr. Burns checks his watch
f) Marge runs the stop sign
g) Homer screams in the driveway
h) The panoramic shot of Springfield

NOTE: All the characters/situations marked with an asterisk (*) are suggestions from Bill Oakley and the staff of the Simpsons. Thanks, Bill!

Once:

Homer says D”oh!
Homer laughs
Homer says “Mmmmmm…{food item}”
Barney belches
Marge growls
Maggie falls
Anyone on screen is seen drinking an alcoholic beverage (per scene!)
For every credit Troy McClure lists

Twice:

Bart makes a crank phone call
Any Biblical references/stab at religion
Patty and Selma light up/or are seen smoking (once per scene)
Nelson laughs
Homer strangles Bart

Three times:

Grandpa falls asleep
Cross dressing - anyone
Itchy & Scratchy cartoon begins (you”ll want a buzz, won”t you?)
Drug reference/Any character “trips” out
Smithers uses a homosexual innunendo *
Moe pulls a weapon *

SUPPORTING CHARACTERS
Level 1: (one drink)

Mr. Burns
Smithers
Krusty
Apu
The Bullies - Jimbo, Dolph, Kearney (once for every one!)
Milhouse
Martin
Mrs. Krabapple
Ned Flanders
Chief Wiggum
Otto
Grandpa Simpson
Moe *

Level 2: (two drinks!)

Troy McClure
Celebrity guest appearance
Principal Skinner
Mayor Diamond Joe Quimby
Reverend Lovejoy
Kent Brockman
Ralph
Santa’’s Little Helper
Appearance by former/current U.S. President (Nixon excluded)
Lionel Hutz
Nelson
Dr. Julius Hibbert
Groundskeeper Willie

Level 3: (three drinks!)

Dr. Nick Riviera
Sherri & Terri
Sideshow Bob Terwilliger
Mrs. Hoover
Jasper
Rod Flanders
Todd Flanders
Snowball II
Captain MacAllister *
Mexican Bumblebee Man *
The Italian Chef - 1F18 and 1F21 *
Maggie’’s Enemy, the One Eyebrowed Baby - 1F18 and 1F21 *
Burns Lawyer(s) *

Level 4: (four drinks)

Sanjay - (Apu’’s brother)
Professor John Frink
Herman
McBain
Helen Lovejoy
Maude Flanders
Mrs. Winfield
Hitler
Hans Moleman
Richard Nixon
Dr. Marvin Monroe *
Bill and Marty *

NOTE: Feel free to change the rules to suit your “drinking habits”.

This game may be distributed to any FTP sites or public forum as long as it is produced in its entirety and with credit to the author. (Joey Berner)

You can pick up the Simpsons on DVD Below!

Saved By The Bell DVD (see end of post)
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The Game:

Original game by Bill King (king69@hotmail.com) and Brad Valentine (valebr@sncac.snc.edu)

Drink when the following things happen…

One Drink

Zack talks to camera
Slater calls Jessie “momma”
Belding fooled
Teacher is fooled
Screech in locker

Two Drinks

Any of the kids sing
The girls cheer
Zack sent to Belding’’s office
We see one of the kids on the job
Zack uses cellular phone
Slater wrestles
Audience goes “Wooooo”
Slater calls Zack “preppie”
Commercial break
Anytime in lockerroom
Belding reminices
Nerd or Jock gets line
Students buy something Zack is selling
Lisa mentions shopping
Lisa bitches at Screech
Somebody actually ingests food at the Max
Jessie calls Slater “poppa”
Jessie calls Slater sexist

Three Drinks

Zack stops time
Zack Attack plays
Zack’’s plans fail
Character has fantasy
We see any parents
Kelly wears skirt below knees

Four Drinks

Open locker w/out combination
Belding flashback

Five Drinks

Any slapping
To be continued…
Tori episode
Cineplex music
We see Kevin the robot
Belding says “Hey, hey, hey - what is going on here?!?”

Finish the glass

Screech dresses as a woman

Don’t forget to pick up Saved By The Bell on DVD!