The Game:

1. Deal out the deck to all the players involved, keep cards face down. Decide who is going to throw a card first.

2. First person calls out a suit. This is the suit you DO NOT want to throw. First person flips over a card. If it is not the suit, then the next person throws a card.

3. Once the suit in play is called, that person must drink for the amount of seconds designated on the card. Once he/she is done drinking he/she must call out the next suit before they set their drink back on the table. If the suit is not called before the drink hits the table, that person must drink again for the same amount of seconds.

4. Continue Until all cards have been played.

Simpsons DVD’’s
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The Game: Created by: Joey Berner

The Rules:

During the show, every player drinks once/twice/three times (depending on classification) for categories one through three.

Every supporting character class is divided by the number of players. Each player chooses an equal number of supporting characters and drinks whenever one of their characters appears on screen for the first time, even if they do not speak. NOTE: Characters can be picked anonymously (names in a hat, etc.) or players can choose their characters.

During “The Opening” - drink once every time you see one of the following things:

a) The Blackboard
b) The Couch gag
c) Lisa plays her sax
d) Maggie is scanned across the register ($847.63)
e) Mr. Burns checks his watch
f) Marge runs the stop sign
g) Homer screams in the driveway
h) The panoramic shot of Springfield

NOTE: All the characters/situations marked with an asterisk (*) are suggestions from Bill Oakley and the staff of the Simpsons. Thanks, Bill!

Once:

Homer says D”oh!
Homer laughs
Homer says “Mmmmmm…{food item}”
Barney belches
Marge growls
Maggie falls
Anyone on screen is seen drinking an alcoholic beverage (per scene!)
For every credit Troy McClure lists

Twice:

Bart makes a crank phone call
Any Biblical references/stab at religion
Patty and Selma light up/or are seen smoking (once per scene)
Nelson laughs
Homer strangles Bart

Three times:

Grandpa falls asleep
Cross dressing - anyone
Itchy & Scratchy cartoon begins (you”ll want a buzz, won”t you?)
Drug reference/Any character “trips” out
Smithers uses a homosexual innunendo *
Moe pulls a weapon *

SUPPORTING CHARACTERS
Level 1: (one drink)

Mr. Burns
Smithers
Krusty
Apu
The Bullies - Jimbo, Dolph, Kearney (once for every one!)
Milhouse
Martin
Mrs. Krabapple
Ned Flanders
Chief Wiggum
Otto
Grandpa Simpson
Moe *

Level 2: (two drinks!)

Troy McClure
Celebrity guest appearance
Principal Skinner
Mayor Diamond Joe Quimby
Reverend Lovejoy
Kent Brockman
Ralph
Santa’’s Little Helper
Appearance by former/current U.S. President (Nixon excluded)
Lionel Hutz
Nelson
Dr. Julius Hibbert
Groundskeeper Willie

Level 3: (three drinks!)

Dr. Nick Riviera
Sherri & Terri
Sideshow Bob Terwilliger
Mrs. Hoover
Jasper
Rod Flanders
Todd Flanders
Snowball II
Captain MacAllister *
Mexican Bumblebee Man *
The Italian Chef - 1F18 and 1F21 *
Maggie’’s Enemy, the One Eyebrowed Baby - 1F18 and 1F21 *
Burns Lawyer(s) *

Level 4: (four drinks)

Sanjay - (Apu’’s brother)
Professor John Frink
Herman
McBain
Helen Lovejoy
Maude Flanders
Mrs. Winfield
Hitler
Hans Moleman
Richard Nixon
Dr. Marvin Monroe *
Bill and Marty *

NOTE: Feel free to change the rules to suit your “drinking habits”.

This game may be distributed to any FTP sites or public forum as long as it is produced in its entirety and with credit to the author. (Joey Berner)

You can pick up the Simpsons on DVD Below!

Deck of Cards
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2 People

The Game:

There is a dealer and one ”driver.” The dealer deals 6 cards face down to the driver. The driver turns over a card and does the following:

If the card is a non-face card or ace, nothing happens and the driver moves onto the next card. If the card is a face card or ace, the driver is dealt additional cards based on which card; Jack = +1 card, Queen = +2 cards, King = +3 cards, and Ace = +4 cards. As well, as being dealt more cards, the driver also has to have a drink for each additional card. (ace turned over — 4 cards and 4 drinks).

The game continues until the driver has successfully made it off the road (gone through all cards dealt). If the dealer runs out of cards, simply reshuffle the cards already played.

1 Game System and game (halo, Call of Duty, etc)
4+ People
Beer

The Game:

1. Start a multiplayer game, Free For all, no team games.

2. Whoever wins the match, does not drink, but each of the losers have\r\nto drink based on the amount of kills they were behind the winner.

Example:
Winner gets 25 kills, 2nd place gets 22, 3rd gets 18, and 4th gets 12. This would mean:

1st Does NOT drink
2nd Drinks for 3 Seconds
3rd Drinks for 7 Seconds
4th Drinks for 13 Seconds

Or you can just do if you die you take a shot of beer.

These games are great for this!

1 Shot Glass Per Person
2+ People (You could do this alone, but that would make you an alcoholic)
Lots of beer

The Game:

1. Each person will take 1 shot of beer, every minute, for 100 minutes.(1 hr and 40 minutes)

Seems easy enough right?

Well Think of it like this

1 Shot = 1.5 Oz.
1 Beer = 12 Oz.
100 Shots in 100 Minutes = 12.5 Beers in 1 hour 40 minutes

You can also purchase the Power Hour DVD if you need to

Saved By The Bell DVD (see end of post)
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The Game:

Original game by Bill King (king69@hotmail.com) and Brad Valentine (valebr@sncac.snc.edu)

Drink when the following things happen…

One Drink

Zack talks to camera
Slater calls Jessie “momma”
Belding fooled
Teacher is fooled
Screech in locker

Two Drinks

Any of the kids sing
The girls cheer
Zack sent to Belding’’s office
We see one of the kids on the job
Zack uses cellular phone
Slater wrestles
Audience goes “Wooooo”
Slater calls Zack “preppie”
Commercial break
Anytime in lockerroom
Belding reminices
Nerd or Jock gets line
Students buy something Zack is selling
Lisa mentions shopping
Lisa bitches at Screech
Somebody actually ingests food at the Max
Jessie calls Slater “poppa”
Jessie calls Slater sexist

Three Drinks

Zack stops time
Zack Attack plays
Zack’’s plans fail
Character has fantasy
We see any parents
Kelly wears skirt below knees

Four Drinks

Open locker w/out combination
Belding flashback

Five Drinks

Any slapping
To be continued…
Tori episode
Cineplex music
We see Kevin the robot
Belding says “Hey, hey, hey - what is going on here?!?”

Finish the glass

Screech dresses as a woman

Don’t forget to pick up Saved By The Bell on DVD!

4 Shot Glasses
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1 Quarter
2 Teams of people (at least 2 per team)

The Game:

1. Fill the shot glasses with beer and set them up in a line one after the other. (Like bozo buckets)

2. Flip a coin to see who goes first. The object is to obviously score points. Each person will take turns bouncing the quarter into the shot glasses.

3. The closest shot glass is a single, next is a double, then triple, then the furthest is a homerun.

4. If you miss the shot glasses 3 times in a row, that is a strike out. (Each miss = 1 strike). 3 Outs and the next team is up.

The Drinking:

Whatever shot glass you land in, you must drink all the shot glasses BEHIND that one. So if you get a single, you must drink the 3 behind it. If you were to get a triple, you would only have to drink the homerun glass. Keep track of runners on base in your head, or on paper. And for every run that you score, is a shot for the other team.

The Game:
1. Select exhibition, and choose your teams (random teams if you want to make it interesting)
2. Begin play and take a shot for the list below:

TD = Shot
Interception = Shot  (INT + a run-back = 2 Shots)
Fumble = Shot  (Fumble + run-back= 2 Shots)
Punt Return = 2 Shots   (use with kickoff returns as well)
Loser = Shot

3. It makes the game fun, and by halftime you feel like you”ve been hit by an entire D-line

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2+ People and someone to help with taping
2 40oz Beers Per Person
1 Roll of Duct Tape

The Game:

1. Each person in the game Duct Tapes 2 40oz. Beers to their hands. (1 to each) You cannot untape the beers till both are gone. It makes it quite hard to goto the bathroom, eat, etc, pretty much hard to do anything other than drink the beer.

1 Game of Jenga
1 Marker
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The Game:

1. Take the jenga pieces and write different drinking activities on them.

Examples: (use whatever you feel like)
Drink for 5/10/15… seconds
Chug Beer
Take a Shot
Give Away a Shot/Drink

2. Set up the Jenga game, and whatever piece you remove is what you have to do. If you are the one to topple the game, you must drink an entire NEW beer.